Coolest footballer ever?

[Sir C]

Of course the answer is always Socrates

“I decided not to play Socrates in the next game because his warm-up had consisted of drinking two bottles of Budweiser and three cigarettes which we had in the changing rooms.” - Garforth Town manager Simon Clifford

I'm sorry to be predictable, but 'coolest footballer'? Come now, there can be no argument, surely?

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[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm sorry to be predictable, but 'coolest footballer'? Come now, there can be no argument, surely?

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I think having the 'look' of an Appalachian inbred excludes him c.

[Sir C]

I think having the 'look' of an Appalachian inbred excludes him c.

He was beautiful, h.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He was beautiful, h.

He should have been there in '78 when the vile argies stole it c. :cry;

[Sir C]

He should have been there in '78 when the vile argies stole it c. :cry;

Well first of all he should have kept his shít together in the final in '74 and behaved like a porper captain, ffs. Then he should have kicked his harridan of a missus in the arse and got on the flight to Argentina, yes.

What a wánker.

[TheCurly]

I'm sorry to be predictable, but 'coolest footballer'? Come now, there can be no argument, surely?

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Whilst I do admit ole JC would easily belong in my gang but he's not got a sexy bubble name nor a beard.

[Sir C]

Whilst I do admit ole JC would easily belong in my gang but he's not got a sexy bubble name nor a beard.

These are fair points, c.

He's still the most perfect human who ever lived, mind.

[Burney]

I'm sorry to be predictable, but 'coolest footballer'? Come now, there can be no argument, surely?

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There's nothing cool about smoking.

Is lung cancer cool? Is it? Hmmm?

[Sir C]

There's nothing cool about smoking.

Is lung cancer cool? Is it? Hmmm?

He didn't have lung cancer

And you know smoking is cool as well as I do.

[Burney]

He didn't have lung cancer

And you know smoking is cool as well as I do.

He did have the lung cankers. They metastatatasised into his brain it say here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Cruyff