Coolest footballer ever?

[Sir C]

Of course the answer is always Socrates

“I decided not to play Socrates in the next game because his warm-up had consisted of drinking two bottles of Budweiser and three cigarettes which we had in the changing rooms.” - Garforth Town manager Simon Clifford

I'm sorry to be predictable, but 'coolest footballer'? Come now, there can be no argument, surely?

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