Seeing Sir C's mention of chopped liver reminded me that I cannot physically eat

[Sir C]

running through it

Is there some other way of serving it and from what creature should one's liver come?

The liver may come from the chicken, or from the veal calf. In the case of the chicken it should be fried until brown on the outside but pink in the middle and may be mixed with some fried shallots and garlic, possibly even some crispy croutons, and served on toast. Quite delicious.

The true liver disjh is, of course, the calve's liver, which should come from Dutch calves, the tastiest of all. Thinly sliced, it should be lightly floured and flashed off in some extremely hot oil for seconds on each side. One may prepare a sauce, frequently of Marsala, but this to me is unnecessary, for your Dutch calf will provide all the flavours you need.

[Burney]

The liver may come from the chicken, or from the veal calf. In the case of the chicken it should be fried until brown on the outside but pink in the middle and may be mixed with some fried shallots and garlic, possibly even some crispy croutons, and served on toast. Quite delicious.

The true liver disjh is, of course, the calve's liver, which should come from Dutch calves, the tastiest of all. Thinly sliced, it should be lightly floured and flashed off in some extremely hot oil for seconds on each side. One may prepare a sauce, frequently of Marsala, but this to me is unnecessary, for your Dutch calf will provide all the flavours you need.

I like the fegato alla veneziana, but with a couple of twists. Like the crispy pancetta.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I like the fegato alla veneziana, but with a couple of twists. Like the crispy pancetta.

calf is dutch fer fuxake?

[Burney]

calf is dutch fer fuxake?

I don't think you can get dutch veal in this country. The dutch do horrible things to them. Keep them in darkened boxes and feed them only on milk before slaughtering them.

[Pokster]

calf is dutch fer fuxake?

Wearing Clogs and smells of tulips

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Wearing Clogs and smells of tulips

Will not stop boasting about its pilot's licence

[Pokster]

Will not stop boasting about its pilot's licence

That did make me chortle, wd h

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That did make me chortle, wd h

Shhh! - you'll make the old toad cross and he'll start making cruel jests about my time as a tradesman.