Originally Posted by Sir C Ooh no, we love a bit of jungle. Decent diving and some nice beaches, allegedly. Probably covered in fúcking Australians, mind. It's mostly malaria, mud and headhunters in penïs gourds from what I can make out.
Originally Posted by Burney It's mostly malaria, mud and headhunters in penïs gourds from what I can make out. I suspect there's a little more to it than that. But, the more I think about its proximity to Australia, the more I'm inclined to fúck it off.
Originally Posted by Sir C I suspect there's a little more to it than that. But, the more I think about its proximity to Australia, the more I'm inclined to fúck it off. I'd be more inclined to give it a swerve because of all the wee bitey fúckers
Originally Posted by TheCurly I'd be more inclined to give it a swerve because of all the wee bitey fúckers Chain-smoking is your friend here, C. Welcome back, by the way.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Originally Posted by redgunamo Chain-smoking is your friend here, C. Welcome back, by the way. Thank you r,only gentleman on here
Originally Posted by TheCurly Thank you r,only gentleman on here What a pair of bummers.
Originally Posted by Sir C What a pair of bummers. Just living my life as the Good Lord asked sc As Jebus said in the garden of Get Sesame "love thy neighbour and chill the fúck"
Originally Posted by Sir C What a pair of bummers. There's nowt wrong with it, between old friends and good chums.
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