So a British explorer goes missing in the New Guinea jungle and, while

[Luis Anaconda]

sane people either think 'I hope they ate the silly fücker' or 'I hope he's OK', Guardian columnists immediately seize on it as 'problematic and as an example of evil white colonialism.

They really are quite mad, these people.


https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...itish-colonial

https://www.theguardian.com/media/me...era-narratives

If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?

[Sir C]

If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?

Surely they're all in favour of a #multiculturalpapuanewguinea

[Burney]

Surely they're all in favour of a #multiculturalpapuanewguinea

To be honest, it sounds like a shïthole. They're welcome to it.

[Sir C]

To be honest, it sounds like a shïthole. They're welcome to it.

Ooh no, we love a bit of jungle. Decent diving and some nice beaches, allegedly. Probably covered in fúcking Australians, mind.

[Burney]

Ooh no, we love a bit of jungle. Decent diving and some nice beaches, allegedly. Probably covered in fúcking Australians, mind.

It's mostly malaria, mud and headhunters in penïs gourds from what I can make out.

[Sir C]

It's mostly malaria, mud and headhunters in penïs gourds from what I can make out.

I suspect there's a little more to it than that. But, the more I think about its proximity to Australia, the more I'm inclined to fúck it off.

[TheCurly]

I suspect there's a little more to it than that. But, the more I think about its proximity to Australia, the more I'm inclined to fúck it off.

I'd be more inclined to give it a swerve because of all the wee bitey fúckers

[Burney]

If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?

It doesn't work that way, la. White people are bad, remember?

Of course, the overall implication is that if it had been left to Guardian columnists, nobody in human history would ever have left their village.

[IUFG]

If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?

Quite. the potentially xenophobic ****s.

Now this ... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a3690311.html

oh my days.

[Sir C]

Quite. the potentially xenophobic ****s.

Now this ... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a3690311.html

oh my days.

There is only one thing left for decent people to do, i. Yes, our only recourse is to all kneel together and lift our voices in prayer.

"Dear Lord, please send upon your children here on earth a Great Rain and a Flood to wash away the filth which humanity has become. Amen."