So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel

[Burney]

Ooh, back in 5.

Careful. You might haemorrhage after Moses' attentions.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Careful. You might haemorrhage after Moses' attentions.

I don't suppose he could turn up at the hospital with a cat scratch on his winky without arousing the suspicions of the police.

[Pokster]

I don't suppose he could turn up at the hospital with a cat scratch on his winky without arousing the suspicions of the police.

First time his winky had close contact with a pussy for some considerable time

[Burney]

First time his winky had close contact with a pussy for some considerable time

To be honest, I can't believe it's taken us this long to get to that joke.

[Pokster]

To be honest, I can't believe it's taken us this long to get to that joke.

I'm shocked b, sad seens on AWIMB

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm shocked b, sad seens on AWIMB

To be honest b, c spent last week explaining how this baneful creature frequently runs up his body so what doe he do? He decides to stand stark *******s naked near the very same beast - almost as though he wanted it to happen.

I shudder to imagine the depravities he subjects his poor lady wife to.

[Pokster]

To be honest b, c spent last week explaining how this baneful creature frequently runs up his body so what doe he do? He decides to stand stark *******s naked near the very same beast - almost as though he wanted it to happen.

I shudder to imagine the depravities he subjects his poor lady wife to.

Seeing his wrinkled ruined old body must be depravity enough h