Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I am an expert in this stuff, chief, as my wife insists I prepare it for her regularly. (She is properly English.)

Take it from a chap who knows. It is like peculiarly tasteless wallpaper paste, except that the texture is really revolting.

It's bread boiled in fúcking milk for the sake of all that's holy!

Bleeeurgh.
It should never boil. See, chief? He knows nothing.