Reduced drinking update

[TheCurly]

I’ve moved on - no booze now on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, and no more than half a bottle on Friday and Sunday.

I imagined that after several weeks of this regime I would be feeling healthier, sharper and happier, and that I would have lost weight. The result of all this self denial is... nothing. Nothing at all, except a general sense of misery with occasional bouts of sheer desperation.

Life is awful. Does anyone have a number for the Samaritans?

My advice to anyone considering reducing their alcohol intake is don’t do it. Stay on the grog. Go harder if you can.

I would be doing you a terrible disservice if I was anything other than blunt old friend.
So,here goes........you silly *******.You're born then you die.Anything other than a hedonistic lifestyle is for MUGGS

[Sir C]

I would be doing you a terrible disservice if I was anything other than blunt old friend.
So,here goes........you silly *******.You're born then you die.Anything other than a hedonistic lifestyle is for MUGGS

I've had a decent run, c. I've drank a river of hooch, burnt fields of fags and snorted mountains of gak, but each man must know his limits. Also, bear in mind I married a young chick. I need to make an effort not to leave her alone too quickly.

[World's End Stella]

I need to make an effort not to leave her alone too quickly.

Are you quite sure she's not looking forward to the money/freedom?

[TheCurly]

I've had a decent run, c. I've drank a river of hooch, burnt fields of fags and snorted mountains of gak, but each man must know his limits. Also, bear in mind I married a young chick. I need to make an effort not to leave her alone too quickly.

Fret not over the little lassie.She'll be grand,you are heavily insured are you not?

[Sir C]

Fret not over the little lassie.She'll be grand,you are heavily insured are you not?

Well, yes, and it's a conversation that we have had. The problem is that she contends that she likes me and would rather I was around.

Odd bird, I know.

[Burney]

Well, yes, and it's a conversation that we have had. The problem is that she contends that she likes me and would rather I was around.

Odd bird, I know.

Yes. But won't you be terribly bored?

[Sir C]

Yes. But won't you be terribly bored?

Look, if you'd rather I simply topped myself, why not just come out with it?

[Burney]

Look, if you'd rather I simply topped myself, why not just come out with it?

Not at all. I'm just anticipating a similar conversation of my own down the line and projecting.

Does anyone really want to be stuck with a sober me in their dotage? I can't believe so. I'd be a fücking massive pain in the arse wandering around, bored out of my tiny mind and wishing I could have a cocking drink.

[Luis Anaconda]

Well, yes, and it's a conversation that we have had. The problem is that she contends that she likes me and would rather I was around.

Odd bird, I know.

Perhaps she should lay off the sauce?

[Burney]

Perhaps she should lay off the sauce?

Hmmm. Or... get fired in more so they hit the finish line around the same time? The least she could do imo.