Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
It's a perfectly natural function, b. This western obsession with locking it away as if something to be ashamed of confuses me.

Even Her Majesty gooes poopoo. And in her younger days, who is to say that she didn't occasionally enjoy the sense of freedom and sheer joie de vivre which accompanies voiding one's bowels whilst enjoying a cooling breeze.
Good God! Now you've gone too far! Even Jeremy Corbyn would quail in the face of this sort of treasonous talk imo!

Her Majesty has NEVER defecated anywhere other than in the right and proper place.