So I have returned from India with my bowels in full working order

[SWv2]

I just can't imagine one can derive much enjoyment from a hastily coiled-down street poo, sw. And what do you wipe with?

All in all, unlike Sir C, I'd have to say I'm not a fan of street-shítting.

I find the whole thing quite disturbing.

Here we have a man, part Dutch and part Irish but masquerading as an English gentleman, a man who proclaims to like the finer things in life, a man who will openly lecture others on issues of courtesy, manners and protocol.

Yet he is a man who is defending, championing even, street shítting.

[Burney]

I find the whole thing quite disturbing.

Here we have a man, part Dutch and part Irish but masquerading as an English gentleman, a man who proclaims to like the finer things in life, a man who will openly lecture others on issues of courtesy, manners and protocol.

Yet he is a man who is defending, championing even, street shítting.

Yes. Mind you, I have known him to pïss on a roundabout, so the signs were there if we'd been looking for them.

The advocacy - even love - for street-shîtting is a new low, though. I'd hoped it would never come to this.

[Sir C]

Yes. Mind you, I have known him to pïss on a roundabout, so the signs were there if we'd been looking for them.

The advocacy - even love - for street-shîtting is a new low, though. I'd hoped it would never come to this.

It's a perfectly natural function, b. This western obsession with locking it away as if something to be ashamed of confuses me.

Even Her Majesty gooes poopoo. And in her younger days, who is to say that she didn't occasionally enjoy the sense of freedom and sheer joie de vivre which accompanies voiding one's bowels whilst enjoying a cooling breeze.

[Burney]

It's a perfectly natural function, b. This western obsession with locking it away as if something to be ashamed of confuses me.

Even Her Majesty gooes poopoo. And in her younger days, who is to say that she didn't occasionally enjoy the sense of freedom and sheer joie de vivre which accompanies voiding one's bowels whilst enjoying a cooling breeze.

Good God! Now you've gone too far! Even Jeremy Corbyn would quail in the face of this sort of treasonous talk imo!

Her Majesty has NEVER defecated anywhere other than in the right and proper place.

[Sir C]

Good God! Now you've gone too far! Even Jeremy Corbyn would quail in the face of this sort of treasonous talk imo!

Her Majesty has NEVER defecated anywhere other than in the right and proper place.

And who are you to tell Her Majesty what constitutes a right and proper place for the Royal stool?

[Burney]

And who are you to tell Her Majesty what constitutes a right and proper place for the Royal stool?

She understands protocol. She would never let the side down like that.

I imagine that Princess Margaret, on the other hand, shat wherever the fancy took her. Dirty cow.