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  1. 11-03-2017, 01:05 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Surely I'm about as inoffensive a Jew (in terms of my Jewish-ness) as one could hope for? I wasn't barmitzvahed, I dig on swine, I've married out (as good as), I've disavowed my religion, and I didn't get my son circumcised (even though foreskins are fúcking rank).

    What more must a heebie do?
    God m how many times must I explain. I hate you* because of your ****ishness, not your jewishness. Your jewishness just adds that little extra frisson to the loathing.

    *loves you really
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    God m how many times must I explain. I hate you* because of your ****ishness, not your jewishness. Your jewishness just adds that little extra frisson to the loathing.

    *loves you really
    The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.
    He’s like the Theo Walcott of Awimb imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He’s like the Theo Walcott of Awimb imo.
    Nice one centurion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.
    Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
    Cannot be taught
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
    Cannot be taught
    Nicely done v, nicely done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Monty is the Theo Walcott of human beings
    Cannot be taught
    At least he’s not a ing cùnt, though, vpv
    Last edited by Burney; 11-03-2017 at 01:18 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    At least he’s not a :Noah: ing cùnt, though, vpv

    Guilty
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.
    Oh there is some improvement c. Parenthood has mellowed him a little. I remember the wee **** about 12 years ago complaining about having to attend his grandad's funeral because he really "didn't give a fúck about the old ****".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Oh there is some improvement c. Parenthood has mellowed him a little. I remember the wee **** about 12 years ago complaining about having to attend his grandad's funeral because he really "didn't give a fúck about the old ****".
    Christ man, that was mild by his standards.
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