Originally Posted by
Herbert Augustus Chapman
Blagged my way into Business for a Qatar Airways flight to Oz when I had to go out and say goodbye to my old fella.
I'd been assured by a know-nought that there would be no alcohol served on the flight.
As I settled into the comfort of the seat/bed contraption the stewardess asked if needed anything and I said "well a scotch would be nice but I understand you don't serve booze"...."We can serve whisky 10 minutes after take off" she assured me "but til then I can only offer champagne I'm afraid".
I reluctantly accepted the champers