How is Kevin Spacey 'coming out' in any way news?

[Burney]

Well when you are, like me, a chinese person of non specific gender it's even worse. People continue to make crass jokes about slitty eyes and slanty fannies and even at the dinner parties of the Islington apparatchiks they spout raucous doggerel like,

Ching Chong China-man,
made a sausage roll
Told his wife to touch her toes
and stuck it up her 'ole

This is sad to hear, h. Still, I imagine all the wilyness and inscrutability makes up for it, eh?

Although your absolutely minuscule manhood must be problematic, no?