Old school poll, Awimb: I’m In the pub. Going up for a pint now (Aspall’s cider,

[Ash]

You're thinking of prawn cocktail, h. In general fanny terms, anyway. I never smelt your mum's because I couldn't get the dog off it.

Blimey, that's taken mummage japery to a new level.

[Sir C]

Blimey, that's taken mummage japery to a new level.

ty,a. You're kind.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You're thinking of prawn cocktail, h. In general fanny terms, anyway. I never smelt your mum's because I couldn't get the dog off it.

Did you ever in your life c, apart from my mother of course, go into dive mode to enjoy a little feasting and have to retreat because of the pungency of the affair? I did once - french bird - God the stench!

[Sir C]

Did you ever in your life c, apart from my mother of course, go into dive mode to enjoy a little feasting and have to retreat because of the pungency of the affair? I did once - french bird - God the stench!

I'd imagine that every chap has faced this situation h. The mark of a true gentleman is to grit the teeth and complete the task.

[Burney]

I'd imagine that every chap has faced this situation h. The mark of a true gentleman is to grit the teeth and complete the task.

Not pretend to be terribly interested in her stomach and then ascend gradually to the beasts, pop it in and start banging away, then?

Besides, I’d have thought gritting the teeth could be quite dangerous in that situation?

[World's End Stella]

Cider vinegar and sea salt

There is no other option that one could defend imo

[Ash]

Cider vinegar and sea salt

There is no other option that one could defend imo

Oh, was there a stout, yoemanly salt & vinegar under all that pretence? I missed it, blinded by foodw@nkery.

[Burney]

Did you ever in your life c, apart from my mother of course, go into dive mode to enjoy a little feasting and have to retreat because of the pungency of the affair? I did once - french bird - God the stench!

I did that once with a girl from Wigan. A rich and meaty odour engulfed me and I decided discretion was the better part of valour.

She lectures on physiology in New Zealand now, it seems.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Prawn Cocktail or Scampi for a womanly scent

[Burney]

Prawn Cocktail or Scampi for a womanly scent

Scamp and lemon Nik-Naks were what we all used to joke smelled like fanny before any of us had actually smelt fanny.