Old school poll, Awimb: I’m In the pub. Going up for a pint now (Aspall’s cider,

[Sir C]

Roast chicken crisps actually smell like, well, fanny*, I'm afraid.

*you mum's of course

You're thinking of prawn cocktail, h. In general fanny terms, anyway. I never smelt your mum's because I couldn't get the dog off it.