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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Still not a drop taken since Monday.

    I'm seriously considering extending until tomorrow.

    Am I supposed to feel better yet?
    Are you replacing the drink with anything? Water perhaps?
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Are you replacing the drink with anything? Water perhaps?
    We must assume so. Otherwise, the poor chap would expire, surely?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Are you replacing the drink with anything? Water perhaps?
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
    Well that is good as at our advanced age we tend to lose the power... I'm expecting to have to take viagra in a few years just to stop me pissing on my shoes
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
    You want to watch that. Dangerous stuff, too much water.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
    Brandy is the answer here.

    It is its own food group and therefore excluded from any alcohol consumption tally.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    Brandy is the answer here.

    It is its own food group and therefore excluded from any alcohol consumption tally.
    Brandy gives me a headache, though

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Brandy gives me a headache, though
    Port, then.
    lots of it...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Port, then.
    lots of it...
    Both. Together. In the same glass.

    I remember telling an American that this was a thing in Britain. He looked horrified. Odd lot, yanks.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Both. Together. In the same glass.

    I remember telling an American that this was a thing in Britain. He looked horrified. Odd lot, yanks.
    That is my wife's family's universal cure-all. Medicinal compound....

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