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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Are you replacing the drink with anything? Water perhaps?
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
    Well that is good as at our advanced age we tend to lose the power... I'm expecting to have to take viagra in a few years just to stop me pissing on my shoes
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
    You want to watch that. Dangerous stuff, too much water.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, sipping water as if it were wine.

    Pissing like a racehorse, naturally.
    Brandy is the answer here.

    It is its own food group and therefore excluded from any alcohol consumption tally.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    Brandy is the answer here.

    It is its own food group and therefore excluded from any alcohol consumption tally.
    Brandy gives me a headache, though

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Brandy gives me a headache, though
    Port, then.
    lots of it...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Port, then.
    lots of it...
    Both. Together. In the same glass.

    I remember telling an American that this was a thing in Britain. He looked horrified. Odd lot, yanks.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Both. Together. In the same glass.

    I remember telling an American that this was a thing in Britain. He looked horrified. Odd lot, yanks.
    That is my wife's family's universal cure-all. Medicinal compound....

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    That is my wife's family's universal cure-all. Medicinal compound....
    It's certainly good for an upset tummy.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by The Insider View Post
    That is my wife's family's universal cure-all. Medicinal compound....
    Copious amounts of any alcohol is a panacea, TI
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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