I refuse to believe any member of AWIMB, this venerable august club , would have

[Burney]

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?

[Ash]

I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?

What? Rhymes with Frank Bough?

Gofe, surely. As in "orf to play Gofe with Rafe".

[Burney]

What? Rhymes with Frank Bough?

Gofe, surely. As in "orf to play Gofe with Rafe".

Yes. As in 'off' (which is, of course, pronounced 'orf', but never mind).

It's all in Nancy Mitford.