Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.
I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?