Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.
I play a bit of golf every now and again, H

You could try that on me I suppose, but you'd end up with a Callaway driver's head where your teeth used to be.