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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I hate to be the one that delivers bad news but such abstinence as referred to above will do less than **** all to actually repair your liver.

    If your car has bald tyres and one doesn't drive them then the thread does not re-appear, the tyres are fúcked. Further driving may render them even worse but less does not correct them.

    If your liver is in a state of ill repair after 30-40 years of alcohol abuse then 1-2 nights a week is like a raindrop falling into the ocean.
    Thank you Doctor fúcking Kildare.

    Look to your own liver, and I shall look to mine. I can assure you that by this time on Thursday I will have the gizzards of a 12 year old virgin.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Thank you Doctor fúcking Kildare.

    Look to your own liver, and I shall look to mine. I can assure you that by this time on Thursday I will have the gizzards of a 12 year old virgin.
    Fúck off and steal a bicycle you ungrateful stroke boy Dutch ponce.

    I withdraw my sound advice.

    Good day.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I hate to be the one that delivers bad news but such abstinence as referred to above will do less than **** all to actually repair your liver.

    If your car has bald tyres and one doesn't drive them then the thread does not re-appear, the tyres are fúcked. Further driving may render them even worse but less does not correct them.

    If your liver is in a state of ill repair after 30-40 years of alcohol abuse then 1-2 nights a week is like a raindrop falling into the ocean.
    Perhaps he's thinking of hounds. Depending on the cause of the damage, their livers can, and do, re-generate themselves.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Are you dieting, C?
    It did remind me of his posts from many, many years ago now when he first lost weight, and said that he was looking at a lettuce leaf which was all he would get to eat until din-dins.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Not going to get one until 6 pm on Thursday.

    This is fúcking torture.
    So no alcohol in 16 hrs... while asleep for about 8 of them, and you are feeling terrible. I guess you were on the edge of being an alki
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    So no alcohol in 16 hrs... while asleep for about 8 of them, and you are feeling terrible. I guess you were on the edge of being an alki
    Thanks for the diagnosis, man. That's really caring of you.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Thanks for the diagnosis, man. That's really caring of you.
    He's also probably wildly overestimating how much sleep you got without a decent drink inside you.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He's also probably wildly overestimating how much sleep you got without a decent drink inside you.
    No, no, I had a few snifters last night. It's Tuesdays and Wednesdays which are now dry.

    I'm not going to manage this, am I?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, no, I had a few snifters last night. It's Tuesdays and Wednesdays which are now dry.

    I'm not going to manage this, am I?
    It depends what you’re trying to ‘manage’, I supppse.

    If you mean: will I manage not to drink until tomorrow night?’, then yes, you will.

    If you mean’Will doing this fundamentally change my relationship with alcohol?’, then no, it won’t.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Thanks for the diagnosis, man. That's really caring of you.
    I have experience with this with my old man... i predict you won't live forever and Moses will out live you....comfortably
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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