Lunch?

[Burney]

Oh pipe down you pompous old tosser. You have crab apply jelly with your pork don't you? I mean, I am talking just a smidgen of marmalade;

I do no such thing. Marmalade has no business with savoury items, you utter, utter degenerate.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I do no such thing. Marmalade has no business with savoury items, you utter, utter degenerate.

I have a sweet tooth I'd never even heard of crab apple jelly til I married into the middle classes.