Lunch?

[Burney]

I had a girlfriend in university who claimed to have an allergy to chocolate.

She was tested once and didn't, and the doctor told her that had never been a documented case of an allergy to chocolate.

Turned out she was just a nutter.

I had a girlfriend who was allergic to absolutely fücking everything. Many was the evening's rumpo that would be ruined by her accidentally ingesting something and going all weird.

And yes, I did start to wonder whether she was doing it on purpose to get out of having sex with me.