Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
Cheese and marmalade toastie (must be Double Gloucetser and Dundee Orange with a merest hint of mustard (must be Maille Dijon))
Jesus fùcking wept!

I mean, I know we josh one another about things, h, but I really hope you're not being serious here?

Cheese and fùcking marmalade? Are you mentally ill?