So Her Majesty will no longer be laying a wreath at the Cenotaph due to age and

[Sir C]

Yeah, but Morse was a bit of a cùnt himself imo. He was often unkind to poor old Lewis.

What a thing to say!

Lewis loved him

HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE!

[Burney]

What a thing to say!

Lewis loved him

HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE!

Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

After all, there was a reason why every woman who ever had anything to do with Morse left him. It’s ‘cos he was a cantankerous opera bore with a gimpy leg.

[Sir C]

Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

After all, there was a reason why every woman who ever had anything to do with Morse left him. It’s ‘cos he was a cantankerous opera bore with a gimpy leg.

He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b

[Burney]

He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b

I thought he had various ladies in his past?

Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.

Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.

[Sir C]

I thought he had various ladies in his past?

Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.

Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.

He 'had' various ladies but only in a 'mooning around quoting poetry' style. My belief is that he was returned to his maker virgo intacto.

(I suspect there may also have been a background hint of vomit in the Jag, from those mornings when the hangover kicked in that little bit too hard...)

[Ash]

Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

It's also a bit of a trope in detective fiction / tv drama. Holmes and Watson. Piorot and Hastings.

[Burney]

It's also a bit of a trope in detective fiction / tv drama. Holmes and Watson. Piorot and Hastings.

And Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in True Detective.