He 'had' various ladies but only in a 'mooning around quoting poetry' style. My belief is that he was returned to his maker virgo intacto.Originally Posted by Burney
I thought he had various ladies in his past?
Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.
Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.
(I suspect there may also have been a background hint of vomit in the Jag, from those mornings when the hangover kicked in that little bit too hard...)
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