So Her Majesty will no longer be laying a wreath at the Cenotaph due to age and

[Sir C]

The thing that was particularly reprehensible (and funny) was that he was trying to be holier-than-thou about it to The Queen, a woman who served in the war whose record of public service (whatever you may think of the monarchy) is pretty much irreproachable.

Cünt.

I've hated all tabloid journalists since that episode of Morse where that **** was nasty to Morse.

I must say, Chief Superintendent Strange wasn't as supportive as he might have been.

[Burney]

I've hated all tabloid journalists since that episode of Morse where that **** was nasty to Morse.

I must say, Chief Superintendent Strange wasn't as supportive as he might have been.

Yeah, but Morse was a bit of a cùnt himself imo. He was often unkind to poor old Lewis.

[Sir C]

Yeah, but Morse was a bit of a cùnt himself imo. He was often unkind to poor old Lewis.

What a thing to say!

Lewis loved him

HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE!

[Burney]

What a thing to say!

Lewis loved him

HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE HE DIDN'T DIE!

Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

After all, there was a reason why every woman who ever had anything to do with Morse left him. It’s ‘cos he was a cantankerous opera bore with a gimpy leg.

[Sir C]

Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

After all, there was a reason why every woman who ever had anything to do with Morse left him. It’s ‘cos he was a cantankerous opera bore with a gimpy leg.

He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b

[Burney]

He never, ever, not even once, got his winkle wet, b

I thought he had various ladies in his past?

Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.

Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.

[Sir C]

I thought he had various ladies in his past?

Are you telling me he died chaste? Poor fellow.

Although I bet the inside of his jag smelt of ale and scotch egg farts.

He 'had' various ladies but only in a 'mooning around quoting poetry' style. My belief is that he was returned to his maker virgo intacto.

(I suspect there may also have been a background hint of vomit in the Jag, from those mornings when the hangover kicked in that little bit too hard...)

[Ash]

Stockholm Syndrome imo. He came to love his abuser.

It's also a bit of a trope in detective fiction / tv drama. Holmes and Watson. Piorot and Hastings.

[Burney]

It's also a bit of a trope in detective fiction / tv drama. Holmes and Watson. Piorot and Hastings.

And Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson in True Detective.