I went to Waitrose for my lunch

[Burney]

But you are but a mere youth, la. You must enjoy your young years while you can, for soon you will be like me, old and shágged out.

I called my daughter at midday on Sunday. I woke her up. She’d gone to bed at six.

I was a mixture of outraged and envious.

[Sir C]

I called my daughter at midday on Sunday. I woke her up. She’d gone to bed at six.

I was a mixture of outraged and envious.

She's settled in OK then?

[Burney]

She's settled in OK then?

I suppose that’s one way of putting it, yes.

According to the signs there, the whole campus is a safe space for LGBTQ types.

Don’t really know how I was allowed to park, really.

[Sir C]

I suppose that’s one way of putting it, yes.

According to the signs there, the whole campus is a safe space for LGBTQ types.

Don’t really know how I was allowed to park, really.

My word. The place must be positively crawling with bumders

[SWv2]

I suppose that’s one way of putting it, yes.

According to the signs there, the whole campus is a safe space for LGBTQ types.

Don’t really know how I was allowed to park, really.

There was a dude on the Luas the other day and his work lanyard thing was brightly emblazoned as per the flag and it carried some writing about him (presumably) being LGBT friendly or something along those lines.

I thought this rather fúcking odd.

A minefield for sure.

[Pokster]

I called my daughter at midday on Sunday. I woke her up. She’d gone to bed at six.

I was a mixture of outraged and envious.

Was it her own bed????

[Burney]

Was it her own bed????

That’s not really any of my business, is it?

[Pokster]

That’s not really any of my business, is it?

She's your daughter b, no man will obviously be good enough for her

[Burney]

She's your daughter b, no man will obviously be good enough for her

I've never really understood the logic that my status as a father should entitle me to a - frankly prurient - interest in my daughter's sex life. The whole notion's always sounded a bit weird and pervy to me.

As long as she's safe and happy, I couldn't care less.

[redgunamo]

I've never really understood the logic that my status as a father should entitle me to a - frankly prurient - interest in my daughter's sex life. The whole notion's always sounded a bit weird and pervy to me.

As long as she's safe and happy, I couldn't care less.

Right. Just happy to have them off the wage bill, so to speak.