So you were in the country while some people were watching some Italian football which may or may not have involved the little drug cheat. Than there's the other half of his club career. I put it to you that you cannot possibly say how many times he took a touch like the little accountant last night.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
In a previous job several of my colleagues would call me Lionel on a routine basis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7n1-batJPU
Also, my grandma's last boyfriend was called Lionel.