This Harvey Weinstein fellow; he's clearly something of a knob.

[Sir C]

I shudder to think what he'd make of you emerging from your room after a late night in your undercrackers

I'm interested in the mechanics of this pot plant wànking incident, tbh. How long was he there? Was he there from soup to nuts (as it were)? Because I'd have thought that would take a while even if the chap's on a hair trigger. Did he get up, go over to the plant, unzip, get started and continue to ejaculation? That's a lot of faff.

I feel a little sorry for the plant. One shudders to imagine what HRH The Prince of Wales would have to say.

[Burney]

I feel a little sorry for the plant. One shudders to imagine what HRH The Prince of Wales would have to say.

Well if it was something like a Yucca or a cheese plant, it would at least be reasonably wipe-clean.

[Sir C]

Well if it was something like a Yucca or a cheese plant, it would at least be reasonably wipe-clean.

Cheese plant?

[Pokster]

Well if it was something like a Yucca or a cheese plant, it would at least be reasonably wipe-clean.

Squirts his mucca on the yukka

We need a Profumo with 10 favourite pot plants to come on