Not really sure why everyone's acting all shocked about the AfD gains in Germany.

[Burney]

I doubt this bloke is particularly enlightened, but if someone is a **** to you and you respond with racist language towards them, I do think a certain amount of leeway should be allowed before you get branded a nazi.

Which is why I don't think half of awimb is racist even though it is a hive of anti-semitism. Basically, I'm asking for it.

It must be weird being Jewish. You're an ethnic minority, but nobody really treats you like one - even to the extent that people can't even agree on when they are or aren't being racist towards you. Proper ethnics at least have the knowledge that loads of people will rush to their defence at the slightest suggestion of racism, whereas if similar things are said to or about Jews, a debate ensues about whether they're really anti-semitic. Plus, you get those weird philo-semites who essentially seem to share all the same classical bigotries as anti-semites, but see them as positives.

And then there's the underlying knowledge that there are loads of people who, while perfectly outwardly respectable and who would be outraged if you suggested they were racist, instinctively dislike you because you're Jewish.

Plus the whole Holocaust thing must keep you on your toes a bit.

All in all, it must be a bit shīt imo.

[Monty92]

It must be weird being Jewish. You're an ethnic minority, but nobody really treats you like one - even to the extent that people can't even agree on when they are or aren't being racist towards you. Proper ethnics at least have the knowledge that loads of people will rush to their defence at the slightest suggestion of racism, whereas if similar things are said to or about Jews, a debate ensues about whether they're really anti-semitic. Plus, you get those weird philo-semites who essentially seem to share all the same classical bigotries as anti-semites, but see them as positives.

And then there's the underlying knowledge that there are loads of people who, while perfectly outwardly respectable and who would be outraged if you suggested they were racist, instinctively dislike you because you're Jewish.

Plus the whole Holocaust thing must keep you on your toes a bit.

All in all, it must be a bit shīt imo.

You forgot about IBS, aka The Jewish Disease -

It's not that bad really. Most of us are from money and the girls can be proper slags once they've escaped the reins of their over-bearing parents.

[Burney]

You forgot about IBS, aka The Jewish Disease -

It's not that bad really. Most of us are from money and the girls can be proper slags once they've escaped the reins of their over-bearing parents.

Yes, I'm sure you don't think about it that much. It's just that it sometimes occurs to me when people are having a pop at your nose/supposed tight-fistedness/residence in Finchley that they wouldn't dream of mocking a black man for - say - the size of his lips or unfortunate tendency to impregnate women and do a runner. That's because a black man is a proper ethnic in a way a Jew simply isn't. Jews seem to get all the downsides of ethnic minority status with none of the upsides. Odd, really.

[Ash]

Jews seem to get all the downsides of ethnic minority status with none of the upsides. Odd, really.

Well, they do at least get to surreptitiously rule the world, tbf.

[Monty92]

Yes, I'm sure you don't think about it that much. It's just that it sometimes occurs to me when people are having a pop at your nose/supposed tight-fistedness/residence in Finchley that they wouldn't dream of mocking a black man for - say - the size of his lips or unfortunate tendency to impregnate women and do a runner. That's because a black man is a proper ethnic in a way a Jew simply isn't. Jews seem to get all the downsides of ethnic minority status with none of the upsides. Odd, really.

Yes, given the discrimination we face, it's amazing you don't see waves of Jew-on-Jew crime

[redgunamo]

..unfortunate tendency to impregnate women and do a runner.

lol. To be fair, that's a bit rich coming from an Irish.

And surely anyway, the really consequential "uttiwa and do an r" was, and still is, performed by you educated middle class sorts; with all your pills and abortions and divorces, your NHS and your state schools and so on. You've managed to turn knocking up dollies and scarpering into an important multi-billion pound industry, actually predicated on this fact, or tendency, to the point you're now up to your necks in undesirables from the third world. And Poland.

This fecklessness of yours is also several leagues more demographically and politically significant than a few darkies doing it too. Far more morally significant as well, I suppose.

[Monty92]

Do they have partners though? Is there a risk they'll move back when they get older and become a burden on you?

We're in a timebomb situation. Four parents, all with varying dysfunctionalties, and all alone except for the one who just impregnated a 30 year old Nigerian prostitute.

The chances of us not having to look after at least one of them when they get old are slim

My parents in law are no trouble, really. One's in Florida and the other's in Bradford. Although the one in Florida did briefly get put in jail recently. Oh, and he managed to trigger some sort of transatlantic security alert by maliciously suggesting that a group of former Navy Seals were operating an ISIS training camp that meant Scotland Yard took an interest in his various family members

Oh, and my mother-in-law has at various times been both a Jehovah's Witness and a Witch.

Other than that, they're fine, though.

[World's End Stella]

Do they have partners though? Is there a risk they'll move back when they get older and become a burden on you?

We're in a timebomb situation. Four parents, all with varying dysfunctionalties, and all alone except for the one who just impregnated a 30 year old Nigerian prostitute.

The chances of us not having to look after at least one of them when they get old are slim

Shortly after my MIL moves in with us in her later years after her husband passes away I have every intention of killing her.

Suggestions for a method gratefully received.

[Ash]

Shortly after my MIL moves in with us in her later years after her husband passes away I have every intention of killing her.

Suggestions for a method gratefully received.

If you repeat your opinions about Aaron Ramsey to her over and over she might close her eyes and voluntarily slip into the arms of the reaper.

[Burney]

Do they have partners though? Is there a risk they'll move back when they get older and become a burden on you?

We're in a timebomb situation. Four parents, all with varying dysfunctionalties, and all alone except for the one who just impregnated a 30 year old Nigerian prostitute.

The chances of us not having to look after at least one of them when they get old are slim

The yanqui will stay in the USA whatever, I think. And the Bradford one will move in with my sister-in-law if she moves in with anyone (which I doubt).