I am sitting in a room with 150+ people. I am the only native English speaker here as

[Burney]

I was in a hotel bar once. There was a large group of germans and there was a woman with a short hair cut and flared trousers with a large jug of milk. They all kept looking at the milk and laughing hysterically for a good 30 minutes this went on.

This is remains a mystery.
Die Milch ist lustig! HAHAHAHAHA.

It doesn't matter. If krauts found it funny, you wouldn't.