I am sitting in a room with 150+ people. I am the only native English speaker here as

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far as I can tell. The vast majority of delegates are German, with the odd scandi sprinkled about.

All the presentations and discussions are in English.

In your face, foreign losers.

I was in a hotel bar once. There was a large group of germans and there was a woman with a short hair cut and flared trousers with a large jug of milk. They all kept looking at the milk and laughing hysterically for a good 30 minutes this went on.

This is remains a mystery.
Die Milch ist lustig! HAHAHAHAHA.