The chefs who work on hotel omelette stations irritate me

[Luis Anaconda]

They give themselves airs and graces and act like they're the bóllocks when in fact all they do is cook fùcking eggs.

And I hate the way they try to get you to order an omelette when all you want is fried egg. Cùnts.

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

[Pat Vegas]

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

[Luis Anaconda]

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

They do the bacon one here all day now. I may settle for that

[Burney]

They do the bacon one here all day now. I may settle for that

The bacon one's shít, though, la.

Ironic that in Germany, they refuse to serve sausage all day.

[Luis Anaconda]

The bacon one's shít, though, la.

Ironic that in Germany, they refuse to serve sausage all day.

I was just thinking the same thing. They did do some Nuremburg wurst thing a while back - which apparently wasn't bad

[Burney]

I was just thinking the same thing. They did do some Nuremburg wurst thing a while back - which apparently wasn't bad

I like a Nuremburger wurst. They're the ones they always do in German hotels in lieu of proper sausages.

[Burney]

That's something the americans got right LA.

In Vegas I had a McMuffin at 9:30pm

It is outrageous that in this day and age I can pop on a frock, insist I'm a woman and everyone has to go along with it, but I'm still persecuted by McDonald's into accepting their heteronormative idea of when I can have breakfast. We've got our prorities arse about face there and no mistake.

[Ash]

I think we are missing the major point here which is I really need a sausage and egg McMuffin now. And it's too late. ****ERS

I have never had a sausage and egg McMuffin. It seems far too early to stop serving breakfast, especially for those who don't like to eat first thing. Are there not independent establishment offering sausage and egg rolls? I gather they are well up for a bit of sausage over there.

[Burney]

I have never had a sausage and egg McMuffin. It seems far too early to stop serving breakfast, especially for those who don't like to eat first thing. Are there not independent establishment offering sausage and egg rolls? I gather they are well up for a bit of sausage over there.

You really ought to treat yourself, a. Go for the double one.

[Luis Anaconda]

I have never had a sausage and egg McMuffin. It seems far too early to stop serving breakfast, especially for those who don't like to eat first thing. Are there not independent establishment offering sausage and egg rolls? I gather they are well up for a bit of sausage over there.

Sausage is not a problem - egg is