Yeah....think I might rethink the whole 'moving to Ramsgate' idea after all

[Burney]

It's my Irish heritage, sw.

I have a cousin I haven't spoken to since he questioned the quality of the available whisky at my mother's funeral 10 years ago.

Well surely he didn't expect you to waste the good stuff on the Irish, did he?

[Sir C]

Well surely he didn't expect you to waste the good stuff on the Irish, did he?

He spent the afternoon pouring Glenmorangie down his neck like it was Guinness and then sidled up to me, and in a confidential tone, said, "Seriously, where's de good stuff?"

I held back from the sensible response (didn't knock him out).

[Burney]

He spent the afternoon pouring Glenmorangie down his neck like it was Guinness and then sidled up to me, and in a confidential tone, said, "Seriously, where's de good stuff?"

I held back from the sensible response (didn't knock him out).

He was probably hoping for a bottle of Paddy, poor chap.