Being serious for a second. it's actually legitimately getting on my nerves now

[PSRB]

Bang her. It's easiest in the long run. And mental women are usually a good lay.

Hmm, cost me my 1st marriage. Well, not really, just made my mind up that we probably weren't going to last

[Pat Vegas]

Hmm, cost me my 1st marriage. Well, not really, just made my mind up that we probably weren't going to last

This happened to my mate though he sort of did it in the wrong order,
He went to a wedding and a lady he used to know many years ago was there saying she always liked him and you should have been with me. They didn't do anything but he went all mental next day dumped his missus strangely picked me up in his car all confused and just drove around for hours.

Then he went to contact the girl he met at the wedding and she wasn't having none of it

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Bang her. It's easiest in the long run. And mental women are usually a good lay.

Good lay, most probably.... problems afterwards, most definitely.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

she won't leave me alone.

'come to Yoga with me'

Bugger off woman. I've tried to be a bit of an arse but it's not working it's making it worse.

she offered to get me a coffee I said no thanks 'I know your married but you can have a coffee'


**** off

Do you find her attractive? I mean....all things considered....would you?

[Pat Vegas]

Do you find her attractive? I mean....all things considered....would you?

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

You don't find her attractive, you find her annoying, she is new so you are not her friend and your boss has noticed.

You can let it play out but you may not be in control or, you could record your interactions and keep them for the inevitable meeting with your HR department.

Of course, you could just be honest with her..... in a nice way of course. I suspect if you both go for a coffee, she might lighten up

[Burney]

You don't find her attractive, you find her annoying, she is new so you are not her friend and your boss has noticed.

You can let it play out but you may not be in control or, you could record your interactions and keep them for the inevitable meeting with your HR department.

Of course, you could just be honest with her..... in a nice way of course. I suspect if you both go for a coffee, she might lighten up

I would suggest that, if the aim is to avoid trouble, the very last thing you ought to risk is being alone with her in any context.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I would suggest that, if the aim is to avoid trouble, the very last thing you ought to risk is being alone with her in any context.

I was going for the Fash will bore her to death angle and that, as they say, will be that.

[Peter]

Not really. I think this is why I find it annoying.

Would I? not currently but probably in the past yes.

THere is only one way out of this. Tell her you are gay.

Surprised nobody has mentioned this. Foolproof.

[Pat Vegas]

THere is only one way out of this. Tell her you are gay.

Surprised nobody has mentioned this. Foolproof.

might work every other bloke in the office is.