Being serious for a second. it's actually legitimately getting on my nerves now

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Only to give the threadlocker the Delli Alli finger by editing his comment to a party line one

[SWv2]

You have 2 options

1 is to leave your phone on the desk to record the conversations

2 is to get advice from Burney for a comment just like the original one what got the Nadya thread locked
Guaranteed to upset the office slowflakes and bring it to a halt

Or Option 3, which is what I did.

But then I was not married.

[redgunamo]

Or Option 3, which is what I did.

But then I was not married.

What you get up to at work would be none of the wife's business in any case. Vice versa too; what she gets up to is equally none of her husband's business. Either you both want the money or you don't and whatever you have to do to keep earning it is fair enough.

[SWv2]

What you get up to at work would be none of the wife's business in any case. Vice versa too; what she gets up to is equally none of her husband's business. Either you both want the money or you don't and whatever you have to do to keep earning it is fair enough.

Just to clarify, neither Mrs SW nor I are prostitutes / hookers.

[redgunamo]

Just to clarify, neither Mrs SW nor I are prostitutes / hookers.

Thank you for removing any doubt about the matter.

[Burney]

she won't leave me alone.

'come to Yoga with me'

Bugger off woman. I've tried to be a bit of an arse but it's not working it's making it worse.

she offered to get me a coffee I said no thanks 'I know your married but you can have a coffee'


**** off

Bang her. It's easiest in the long run. And mental women are usually a good lay.

[IUFG]

Bang her. It's easiest in the long run. And mental women are usually a good lay.

agreed, but running the risk of her being a proper bunny boiler...

[SWv2]

agreed, but running the risk of her being a proper bunny boiler...

So you are advising he bang her and then knock her off.

Shocking advice there from the HR Department.

[IUFG]

So you are advising he bang her and then knock her off.

Shocking advice there from the HR Department.

I am not advising anything in a professional capacity, sw

rather the sort of advice one would receive from a boorish mate down the boozer

[Burney]

agreed, but running the risk of her being a proper bunny boiler...

Of course. But she's a bunny boiler who will ruin his life anyway. This way at least he gets his dick wet.