So, realistic predictions for this momentous super Thursday transfer deadline day.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I expect Sanchez to leave.

I then expect Sterling, Seri, Draxler, Mahrez, van Dijk and one surprise to arrive.

Arsene shall smile, Monty shall chastise us all for a lack of faith and Dutch will make a stance against crude language.

I shall have a lentil curry and naan for lunch.

We sell Sanchez and Ox, we sign no one.