Geoff has spoken. Apparently he's heard from a couple of trustworthy sources that

[Pat Vegas]

It's an elaborate bluff, f. We're going to spunk £120 million or something equally silly.

Bale imo. 10 characters

though if Oxlade goes to Liverpool perhaps we can get Lemar

[Burney]

Bale imo. 10 characters

Sounds plausible to me, f. You're clearly ITK and I'm putting this rumour on the Twitters.

[Pat Vegas]

Sounds plausible to me, f. You're clearly ITK and I'm putting this rumour on the Twitters.

the only one I really did know about years ago was Diarra from Chelsea.

Though a couple of my made up wons made the metro. like that Japanese fella Honda or something and Joe Cole.

[Peter]

Sounds plausible to me, f. You're clearly ITK and I'm putting this rumour on the Twitters.

Lets be honest. If we were planning on anything big you would know the rumours by now so we clearly aren't.

I think Mahrez is quite likely, possibly a pointless Lemar bid. I would be surprised if he bought more than one and I think it is highly likely we wont buy anyone, particularly if Sanchez stays. We are going to have Our hands full trying to shift Sanchez and Ox tomorrow.

[devongunner]

Bale imo. 10 characters

though if Oxlade goes to Liverpool perhaps we can get Lemar

Draxler AND Lemar plus Carvalho and Van Dijk