I've got a couple of duck breasts.

[Burney]

(Yes, I have seen the doctor about it.)

Can anyone think of anything to do with them less obvious than the straightforward magret? (Yes, I have considered poking them up my árse.)

I would suggest a fruit sauce, but you would become angry.

[Sir C]

I would suggest a fruit sauce, but you would become angry.

Enraged, actually.

Magret de canard with duck fat chips it is, then. Also peas. Peas are good.

[Burney]

Enraged, actually.

Magret de canard with duck fat chips it is, then. Also peas. Peas are good.

Just a little red wine reduction with a tablespoon of jam

[Sir C]

Just a little red wine reduction with a tablespoon of jam

For. Fúck's. Sake.