There's something darkly satisfying about this story.

[PSRB]

I am rather looking forward to hearing how the whole thing pans out.

My assumption is that he's tried to cop a feel (or a bit more) and it's all gone a bit pear-shaped. He's tried to sail off into the deep and dispose of her in very deep water and his machine has broken and he's made a bit of a balls up in covering his tracks

[Ash]

My assumption is that he's tried to cop a feel (or a bit more) and it's all gone a bit pear-shaped.

Where "all gone a bit pear shaped" means her head fell off.

[Burney]

Where "all gone a bit pear shaped" means her head fell off.

And her arms and legs, to be fair.

Anyway, she was asking for it. Hasn't she ever read 20,000 leagues under the sea? You can't trust these mysterious submarine johnnies.

[Burney]

I am rather looking forward to hearing how the whole thing pans out.

My assumption is that he's tried to cop a feel (or a bit more) and it's all gone a bit pear-shaped. He's tried to sail off into the deep and dispose of her in very deep water and his machine has broken and he's made a bit of a balls up in covering his tracks

I mean you'd have thought he literally had the best possible means of disposing of a body in such a way that it'll never be found to hand and he cocks the whole think up. All he had to do was take her out to a proper bit of ocean miles offshore, luzz her overboard and radio in that there's been a terrible accident that's ended up with her going overboard and into the propeller. I mean people would be well suss, but they couldn't prove fück all.

Instead he's come up with this shower of shíte. Amateur.

[PSRB]

I mean you'd have thought he literally had the best possible means of disposing of a body in such a way that it'll never be found to hand and he cocks the whole think up. All he had to do was take her out to a proper bit of ocean miles offshore, luzz her overboard and radio in that there's been a terrible accident that's ended up with her going overboard and into the propeller. I mean people would be well suss, but they couldn't prove fück all.

Instead he's come up with this shower of shíte. Amateur.

Quite. He must have had some sort of life raft, so just set up an electrical fire, climb aboard life raft and submarine along with all the blood splatter evidence is burnt up and then goes to the bottom of the sea for good measure.

[Burney]

Quite. He must have had some sort of life raft, so just set up an electrical fire, climb aboard life raft and submarine along with all the blood splatter evidence is burnt up and then goes to the bottom of the sea for good measure.

Shame to lose the sub, of course, but it was probably insured and, as a method of body disposal goes, it's almost up there with Fash's 'run it under the taps' one.