Now Sir Geoffrey's done the racism and has made his public grovelling :-(

[Burney]

Yeah, same here. One game they gave me absolute dogs abuse for two hours because they thought I had nicked and not walked. I hadn't actually, but nothing shut them up.

My captain, the complete and utter ****, made me bowl to them after all this. I got mercilessly carted. Worse figures than a fat bird convention

Oh, yeah. They're horrible people to play cricket against, but they aren't cheats. It was an aussie wicketkeeper who sledged me endlessly for not walking for a stumping. Stupid cünt. How am I supposed to know where my back foot is?

[Peter]

Oh, yeah. They're horrible people to play cricket against, but they aren't cheats. It was an aussie wicketkeeper who sledged me endlessly for not walking for a stumping. Stupid cünt. How am I supposed to know where my back foot is?

THat is ridiculous but they are just trying to get in your head really. After about an hour of ignoring them I did contemplate saying something but decided against it. We were 110 for 4 and I couldn't afford to lose focus.

[World's End Stella]

Firstly, he isn't Sir Geoffrey and never will be. How on earth could someone be knighted after they refused to play for their country because they hadn't been made captain?

Secondly, it wasn't racist but it was astonishingly stupid so his apology was needed.

Thirdly, do you know what the racist term for white people is in Hong Kong (and possibly China)? Literally, it can be translated to 'ghost-head'.

Always found that quite amusing. Well done Chinesers.

[Sir C]

Firstly, he isn't Sir Geoffrey and never will be. How on earth could someone be knighted after they refused to play for their country because they hadn't been made captain?

Secondly, it wasn't racist but it was astonishingly stupid so his apology was needed.

Thirdly, do you know what the racist term for white people is in Hong Kong (and possibly China)? Literally, it can be translated to 'ghost-head'.

Always found that quite amusing. Well done Chinesers.

Gweilu. It means vomit.

[World's End Stella]

Gweilu. It means vomit.

Well, clearly the Chinesers you know aren't nearly as clever and sophisticated with their racism as mine are.