At what point in your life did you actually thought you actually look like a

[Burney]

Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

[Burney]

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

[Sir C]

Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

[Burney]

ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

Those things smell terrible, though.

Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Those things smell terrible, though.

Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

I would have thought that a man of his advancing years would have had a Harrods colostomy bag wired into his urinary tract by now
No need to go to the Gents whatsoever

[redgunamo]

No need to go to the Gents whatsoever

Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.