At what point in your life did you actually thought you actually look like a

[Burney]

Not sure about looking like a man, but I realised I only really felt like a man when my second parent died.

That reads a bit funny.

[Pat Vegas]

That reads a bit funny.

in a sort of standing over them with an axe sort of way?

[Burney]

in a sort of standing over them with an axe sort of way?

Exactly so, f.

[Sir C]

That reads a bit funny.

As if the day I became an orphan I was moved to desire sexual congress with another male?

[Burney]

As if the day I became an orphan I was moved to desire sexual congress with another male?

In the sense that it makes you sound a bit murdery.

[Sir C]

In the sense that it makes it sound a bit murdery.

Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings

[Burney]

Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

[Burney]

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.