Hopefully the football ignoramuses on here now realise why Xhaka/Ramsey will never

[Burney]

I was a bit bored on Sunday morning so took to looking at Twitter. Imagine my surprise when I see "Arsenal fans" hoping we finish 15th so that Wenger gets kicked out.

The only real surprise is that I was actually surprised.

I received a text from my father immediately after the game saying that 'when' we lose to Liverpool, the crowd will be screaming for the 'old tosser' to go.

I love my old dad dearly, but I find communicating with him about football extremely tiring.

[Ash]

I received a text from my father immediately after the game saying that 'when' we lose to Liverpool, the crowd will be screaming for the 'old tosser' to go.

I love my old dad dearly, but I find communicating with him about football extremely tiring.

Has he been introduced to the phrase 'Senile French Cùnt' yet?