I knew a saffer who, when told a product was 'foolproof', responded 'Ja, but is it effrikan-proof? Un uther wurds, kin you guv it to a keffir and he doesn't fack it ap in the forst five munnets?'
Everyone was rather embarrassed by this outburst, needless to say.
See what I mean? You encouraged all this, you have blood on your hands. Anyway, it's too late for you to be complaining about being white-vanned in the streets now.
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"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."