Justice has been dispensed.

[Burney]

My rare forays into these establishments have inevitably seen me confronted by hoards of toothless, desperate alcoholics. Or, as we call them, 'Irishmen'.

One of our party ordered 'food'. This 'food' simply defied description.

I quite understand the business model but, as with airlines, dragging standards down to reach absolute bare-bottom costs will only result in attracting a certain clientele: chaps, with all due respect, such as yourself.

They used to do a perfectly adequate mixed grill.

[Ash]

They used to do a perfectly adequate mixed grill.

Nowt wrong with their ham egg 'n chips either.

[Burney]

Nowt wrong with their ham egg 'n chips either.

The mixed grill in the Sir Julian Huxley in Selsdon saved my life on more than one occasion.

[Peter]

They used to do a perfectly adequate mixed grill.

Oh my word.

I would possibly risk a burger but a mixed grill?

Jesus.....

[Burney]

Oh my word.

I would possibly risk a burger but a mixed grill?

Jesus.....

Sausages, lamb chop, pork chop, steak, chicken breast, mushroom, peas and chips. Hard to cock that up imo.

[SWv2]

My rare forays into these establishments have inevitably seen me confronted by hoards of toothless, desperate alcoholics. Or, as we call them, 'Irishmen'.

You are a snob and if I ever happen to "confront" you in said chain, or fúck it any pub, I shall proceed to stab you.

[Burney]

You are a snob and if I ever happen to "confront" you in said chain, or fúck it any pub, I shall proceed to stab you.

I once made him drink in a Spoons, sw. I'm not sure he's forgiven me.

[Pokster]

I once made him drink in a Spoons, sw. I'm not sure he's forgiven me.

For someone who "hates" Spoons, he seems to drink in them quite a lot

[Sir C]

You are a snob and if I ever happen to "confront" you in said chain, or fúck it any pub, I shall proceed to stab you.

Way to conform to stereotype, sw

[Rich]

You are a snob and if I ever happen to "confront" you in said chain, or fúck it any pub, I shall proceed to stab you.

Let's hope that Sir C is never stabbed, else I'm sure that this post will be presented to the jury.