Justice has been dispensed.

[Burney]

Someone at the CPS wants a good kick in the slats for this one.

50 year old woman living in 'supported' accomodation, due to heroin addiction, schizophrenia and psychotic episodes. Her twin brother loses his flat due to heroin addiction and comes to stay for a while. One day they have a bit of a row. She ends up with a bruise on the shoulder. Next day the accomodation manager calls the police. Brother and sister are so monged on both prescription and non-prescription drugs that they neither remember, nor care, exactly what went on, and can barely answer questions intelligibly, but he ends up charged with assault.

Absolute nonsense. Unanimous 'not guilty' within 30 seconds of entering the deliberating room.

What a waste of time and money.

Hmmm. Politically correct obsession with domestic violence against wimmin, innit.

They sound a delightful family, though. Did you invite them around for supper?

[Sir C]

Hmmm. Politically correct obsession with domestic violence against wimmin, innit.

They sound a delightful family, though. Did you invite them around for supper?

He cried when the verdict was read out. Naturally, this made me immediately blub like a baby

[Peter]

He cried when the verdict was read out. Naturally, this made me immediately blub like a baby

Bloody feminists.

[Sir C]

Bloody feminists.

I dunno about him being a feminist, p. After all, he clearly punched his sister. Is that the act of a feminist?

[Burney]

I dunno about him being a feminist, p. After all, he clearly punched his sister. Is that the act of a feminist?

So he WAS guilty? I bloody knew it.

[Sir C]

So he WAS guilty? I bloody knew it.

That's not how the law works, b. You will notice that I am now an acknowledged expert in all legal matters.

[Burney]

That's not how the law works, b. You will notice that I am now an acknowledged expert in all legal matters.

Then the law, sir, is an ass.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I dunno about him being a feminist, p. After all, he clearly punched his sister. Is that the act of a feminist?

He sounds much nicer than thon gypsy cunds friends and family from the earlier case
Do not invite the pikeys round for tea
You will have nothing left
Nerves included

[Sir C]

He sounds much nicer than thon gypsy cunds friends and family from the earlier case
Do not invite the pikeys round for tea
You will have nothing left
Nerves included

U no dat, v

[Burney]

He sounds much nicer than thon gypsy cunds friends and family from the earlier case
Do not invite the pikeys round for tea
You will have nothing left
Nerves included

Oh, Sir C is a well accustomed to the pikeys. One once went so far as to pop through his wall to say hullo.