there is an IT fella who turns up once in a while who whistles through the office annoying stuff like the great escape.
He also jingles his change excessively.
Hmm, sounds like a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown; he needs to communicate but he doesn't really want to say anything, especially the thing that he wants to communicate.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."