So...it's a bird, right?

[Burney]

The clue is in the large ring contraption in its nose b. It is neither bird nor bloke, it is cattle.

Seriously though, I think if you turned it over there'd be a rather large cock menacing you b (which I suspect you'd quite like).

I don't think so, h. I think it's just your run of the mill bird trying to be edgy by claiming to be 'gender-fluid'.

It's difficult to keep track of all these attention seekers these days.